It's The ROC!!!

I Miss This Shit...I use to Have this Freestyle on Cd..would play it daily...Until Jay had to go and do all these dudes dirty to progress, I guess it had to be done...but damn...I miss this shit...

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Greatness!!!!!!!!!!

Another Random Convo About greatness on msn with my niggy Brigante...Reading this made me realize a few things...but im gonna leave that for my therapy sessions..


Brigante says:

What is greatness?

Brigante says:

no smell when a dime piece pulls her panties off

Brigante says:

waking up, and the chicks just asking WHERE to catch the train

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

Greatness is the justice league cartoon after smoking hash and drinking heineken

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

greatness is stealing and getting away with it

Brigante says:

hitting on fat women when no other women are around

Brigante says:

greatness is..

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

greatness is learning the difference between a wife and a Dirtstick

Brigante says:

that feeling in your cheeks when holding in a laugh while random rapper spits his

best shit in your ear. And you know it sucks ass

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:
the ability to hold in your laugh at a wack producers listening session

Brigante says:

hahahaha

Brigante says:

while they bob their head

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

LMAO

Brigante says:

remember when dude peeled off his shirt int he middle of the listening session?

Brigante says:

they must have thought we were Purchasers

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

"Fuck i know you love the music dude..but geeze is that necessary right now?"

Brigante says:

LOL

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

"I beg you...Please put your garments back on"

Brigante says:

LOL

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

greatness is the look you give a rambling broad that you want to kick out of your whip and then the look you give once shes out.

Masters - My Presence Is An Event ..says:

greatness is telling a producer "thats not really the vibe im looking for"


Brigante says:

greatness is telling a chick your condo is a hideout

Brigante says:

cause u have to explain why the floors are disgusting and u sleep on an air matress


LMAOLMAO LMAO

What makes a Wingman a Wingman?

Is it the wingmans fault if you end up going home with an ogre and he doesn't warn you that the girl your taking home has a "not so fresh" look about her? Is that on the wingman? Or is that on the Individual?

I mean if the girl looks hot in the club (by hot i mean 10 heinekens and 4 shots of JD "good looking") you take her outside and she looks like Grace Jones with bad teeth and skin that looks like it smells like spoiled milk and boiled hot dog water...Is it the wingmans duties to make you take notice? or is his duty just to keep the friends occupied while the individual does his mating dance? im not sure...you guys tell me...

here is a piece of hate mail i received after playing wingman myself one night..the person will remain anonymous for legal purposes ( he knows where i stay and may have an inkling to visit me with cruel intentions in his heart if i give away his identity)

"YOU MY FRIEND are a HORRIBLE wing man. this bitch is singing in my shower and still asking me to "Play" with her. I want her out and I ain't driving her home. she dick teased me till 6 in the morning.. who rubs a strangers dick her lips? and doesn't make an actual insertion? then she wants to sing in my shower and PROBABLY use my Loofah Puff? Fuck man. them shits is like 2.99 at shoppers. I gave her the towel that "Mister X" uses for all the players. I honestly think Tom, the Greek guy, puked in our washroom last week and used it to clean up. You should blog this story...

Am i to blame for this? I'm not sure...I definitely knew the quality had definitely dropped once the light touched down on her face...but once your in...your in...and then its up to you to be the judge...The wingman shouldn't have to understand your level of standards, considering it could change from day to day. We all have had our nights with a "Shrek" and for one reason or another, be it incredible amounts of alcohol, or a small drug induced illusion...it happens... and we make the choice to make it happen..this is not the wingmans fault...you want someone to Blame? Look in the mirror...I know i have had to....

"DAMN THAT GIRL'S BUILT JUST THE WAY I LIKE EM" - Anonymous Victim and his Wingman

Make Your Kids Watch UFC Instead Of Diego!!!

Always jokes to see kids doing shit better than adults...with a couple pounds and a couple inches on his reach, this kid is gonna be a monster...imagine what will happen to the poor kid that tries to take this kids fruit roll up at lunch..he'll get dummied quicker than jesse jackson talking shit on a hidden camera..The boys definitely nice with his..I should hire him to be my new security..ill pay him with pokeman cards..and ill throw in a spiderman lunch box...my son is 1..I think I need to get him in the gym..then imma send him out into the wilderness and wont let him come home till he comes back with the pelt of a dangerous animal..(a part of me wishes i was joking)





This Is Sparta!!!!!!!!! - King Leonidas

I Want To Cut His Nuts Off - The Reverend Jesse Jackson (A.K.A hating ass negroe)

J.O in T.O?

Is he what this city needs? another dude with questionable work ethic and a broken frame? what y'all think?


P.S I Still Hate Vince Carter (just thought you guys might want to know that)

Problem Woman Vs Man With Problems

Had a chance to catch up with my homegirl Ayah...Another Msn Interview with an amazing talent (and Ayah's Pretty good too)

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
whats good Ayah? what's been going on wit you?

Ayah says:
Alot,,,really just doing my homework, getting ready. Just released the "Problem Woman" mixtape June 1st. It's been going great...Just really getting ready for more!

Ayah says:
Hope you're well

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
of course..gravy...just seen the video...and i have to say...I don't know if i have deep seeded issues..but there is something extremely sexy about a woman with a handgun...I also like butterfly knives...those take skill..

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
did you practice putting the ish to tonas dome like 40 times? In the mirror?

Ayah says:
ha ha, damn what can I say...To be honest, it was heavy! ...No we did 3 takes i think!

Ayah says:
He had to set the record straight and let the people know it wasn't loaded!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
what's with the problem woman thing? I'm tired of problem women, I'm fucking surrounded by them..what makes u different from that girl i was seeing with 5 kids and an undying need for affection?

Ayah says:
lol I love this interview...Problem Woman was a play on the 70s blaxploitation films...Specifically, "Trouble Man". Marvin Gaye did the soundtrack to the actual movie. What makes me different from the girl you were seeing is I don't have 5 kids and undying need for affection I guess..lol BUT I will say, a problem woman is one that knows who she is, isn't afraid to get what she wants, and work hard

Ayah says:
for it!

Ayah says:
AND

Ayah says:
a problem woman is a good problem!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
you sure? the last one I was serious with tried to cut me with a sharp utensil

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
That = BAD problem

Ayah says:
lmao...damn..that's a bad problem!

Ayah says:
lol yup

Ayah says:
(you liking the msn lingo? "lol,lmao")

Ayah says:
in her defense though, I'm sure you were acting out!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
is your "brackets" like off the record?

Ayah says:
nope

Ayah says:
nothing's off the record here

Ayah says:
lol i might regret saying that..anyways...

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
where you guys shoot the video? i liked that joint..shit was fresh..

Ayah says:
Thanks! We shot it on Queen St W ... We scouted many locations, but the signs and stores in that area fit the vibe of the video theme

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
Do you have a pusha man? cuz there are places you can go to shake that? shit makes your teeth rot out

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
CRACK

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
CRACK

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
CRACK

Ayah says:
lol No, I don't have a pusha man. The whole point of the video is me looking for the pusha man who was feeding the streets some horrible s&*^ and I had to put him down

Ayah says:
(hehe sorry Tona)

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
LMAO

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
damn Tona

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
you had to get put down

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
like that dog that bit a baby down the street

Ayah says:
He was a good sport about the whole thing!...It was fun though.. Big up to Trevor Francis (director) and everyone else involved!

Ayah says:
no no, Tona was playing the role...

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
I'm not gonna lie that "are you ready muthafucka" shit was GANGSTER.....

Ayah says:
yeah, we had a good time!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
if you could punch one person in the face...who would it be...i would punch the spice girls....ALL OF THEM

Ayah says:
You know I used to love them?

Ayah says:
lol

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
Yikes

Ayah says:
one person in the face? damn.......the person that rides their bike in my driving lane and then yells at me! lol

Ayah says:
don't u think?

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
I'm with you on that one...those damn bike riders trying to act like they can share car space, with their awkward hand signals that no one understands...Fuck Em...Fuck em all ....if you ride a bike..FUCK You...and Ayah is gonna bust your face up..

Ayah says:
or the drugged up person at the club who can't handle themselves and pushes themselves all over you over and over and over and over again...

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
damn

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
Now you're talking about me

Ayah says:
hahaha naw I love everyone

Ayah says:
haha

Ayah says:
ok enough violence

Ayah says:
I never thought my interviews would consist of me talking about guns and punches and putting ppl to sleep

Ayah says:
STOP the violence!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
whats next for you? besides harassing me to appear on all of your records and me having to decline due to my extreme level of coolness

Ayah says:
hahah next is now and tomorrow. I'm just going to learn and grow and improve. I'm getting a couple projects ready. Look out or should I say Listen up!!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
do you think all midgets should be called little people?

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
don't ask me why i just asked that

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
its an ongoing debate

Ayah says:
did you have that ready or was that truly random?

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
can u answer please? this is a serious interview

Ayah says:
I think that little people would like to be referred to as little people, so what ever is most comfortable is what's right

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
damn

Ayah says:
and I'm serious when I answer that.

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
your mad P.C

Ayah says:
lol I just have respect for all people

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
good answer...ill leave the question about niggers and chicken for the next one

Ayah says:
Masters!!!!!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
but chicken is good

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
REAL good

Ayah says:
chickens great

Ayah says:
yup

Ayah says:
fried chicken

Ayah says:
crave it all the time

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
ok send your shout outs and make sure i get one

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
and let us know where and how we can get your music

Ayah says:
Don't quite know where to start or end on this one. Everyone who does what they love and makes sure to to keep learning how to be great at what they do! Everyone who supports! Everyone who sends me love via www.myspace.com/ayahmusic, Everyone who I mentioned on the inside of the "Problem Woman" Mixtape cover AVAILABLE NOW at www.ayahmusic.com! Last but not least, the most amazing,

Ayah says:
truly wonderful, Ken Masters!!!

Ayah says:
Oh and shout out to your adorable baby that i see in the pic display on msn!

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
ISAIAH ALL DAY!!! thats my mini me

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
Keep kiling em Ayah..Imma be listening...and you KNOW imma let you know what im thinking...but for now..your safe...keep it up

Ayah says:
thank you yo! You may not know but you've made a difference in my mental.

Masters - Thinks Ayah's Dope says:
dope....




this shit is crack too

AYAH!!!

Interviewing Ayah Tonight...gonna be interesting...



Are you Ready Mutha FUCKA? - Ayah